UNUSUAL COUNTRY SONG TITLES

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Hello friends of The Dose. As part of The Dose's commitment, we always want to bring you anything that we feel is of interest, Tonight, we bring you our first ever Country blog.

The following is a list of Country Song Titles, compliments of Mr Aaron Wilburn. May you laugh so hard, you cry.

So here they are, straight from the song writers in Nashville Tennessee:

"How can I miss you, when you won't go away?"

"If the phone doesn't ring, you'll know its me!"

"When you leave, walk out backwards so I'll think your walking in..."

"If I'd shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now..."

"If you won't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will!"

"I'm so miserable without ya, its almost like having you here!"

"I'm sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is cleaner."

"Take me out to the corn field honey.... I'll kiss you between the ears."

"The oil is all in Texas, but the dipsticks are in D. C.!!!"

And last but not least, the lyrics to an all time favorite,

"If My Nose Was Running Money":


You ask me if I love you...
And if my love is true..
Well if I were a rich man,
Here is what I'd do..

I'd buy you a diamond ring,
And a new fur coat or two..

If my nose was running money
I'd blow it all on you.
If my nose was running money,
I'd blow it all on you.

I'd buy you a Cadillac
A new Mercedes too.
I'd build you a mansion,
Upon that mountain top.

If my nose was running money,
But honey.... it's snot.

If my nose was running money,
You'd have anything you please.
Anytime you wanted cash,
All I'd have to do is sneeze.

Honey you'd win the lottery,
When I have a cold or flu.
If my nose was running money,
I'd blow it all on you.

It's a booger of a problem I've got,

I wish my nose was running money,
But it's snot.
I'd buy you a diamond ring,
A new fur coat or two.

If my nose was running money,
I'd blow it all on you.



Check out Aaron Wilburn at AARON WILBURN.

Thanks for reading, writing and participating.

Until next time,
Chip