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Thursday, March 26, 2009

PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD

Just a little humor that my lovely wife Janet sent me today in my e-mail at work. I enjoyed it so much, I thought I would share.
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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering plate was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was the cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10'.

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock".

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard Your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked".


Until next time,
Chip